John McCain's Speech

John McCain's speech was just as horrible as everyone thought it would be. Never mind the protesters they're idiots and make Obama supporters look bad. One of the funniest lines was that Palin was a small business owner, he didn't mention that she received a certificate of involuntary dissolution because she didn't pay her taxes. McCain offered no details just red-meat for his all white audience. I've said it once and I'll say it again John McCain's campaign is so divisive it will cause him to have an ineffectual presidency just like Bush. Last thing, the POW card is getting really, really old.

Cindy "Plastic-Face" McCain's Speech

Cindy McCain is a worse speaker than John McCain. I didn't think that was possible. She sounded like she was reading a bedtime story. Contrast that to Michelle Obama's convention speech. I wonder how much the outfit she wore tonight cost? The dress she wore on Monday cost $300,000 dollars. At least, they let their adopted daughter (You know, the one she lied and said Mother Tersea told her to adopt.) on stage unlike the cover of People magazine. I guess people magazine has too wide of an audience unlike the RNC convention.

John Edwards had an Affair!

Russia invaded Georgia (not the state) but lets talk about John Edward's sorrid affair. Because nothing spells politics like S-E-X. Did you know John McCain had an affair? Yes, its true. He left his badly injured wife for his current Plastic Surgery Case Study. Back then only Reagan was pissed. But this is a new media and they love a scandal. And which news organization broke the news and left the MSM chasing their tail? National Enquirer.

Who cares! Russia invaded Georgia, not the state.